Thursday, August 6, 2009

Southern Women

Appreciate their natural assets:
Peachy skin (thanks to humidity); Born knowing how to flirt; Southern drawl

Know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am"; "Yes, sir"; "Why, don’t you dare darlin`!"Have priceless expressions:"Y'all come back!"; "Well, bless your heart.";"Drop by when you can.";"That’s so nice."

Know everybody's first name:
Honey; Darlin'; Shugah; You Handsome Devil

Know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes; Driving Miss Daisy; Steel Magnolias; Gone With The Wind

Know their religions:
Baptist; Methodist; Football

Know their country breakfasts:
Grits; Country ham and red-eye gravy; Mouth-watering homemade biscuits & jam

Know their cities:
Chawl'stn; S'vanah; Foat Wuth; N'awlins; Addlanna

Know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform; Men in tuxedos; Rhett Butler
Know their prime real estate:
The Mall; The Country Club;The Beauty Salon

Know the three deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails; Having bad manners; Cooking bad food

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